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Anthropomorphic duck slacker Guy Dux dodges mob bullets and his own cowardice when a viral video turns him into the most wanted quacker in the city.
Anthropomorphic duck slacker Guy Dux dodges mob bullets and his own cowardice when a viral video turns him into the most wanted quacker in the city.
Synopsis
In a bustling city where humans and anthros coexist, mild-mannered duck Guy Dux works dead-end jobs while perfecting the art of ducking trouble. One night a botched convenience-store robbery catapults him into a turf war between rival crime families who believe he’s a legendary assassin. Forced to run, hide, and occasionally fight, Guy discovers that his instinctive reflexes hide a sharper mind and buried courage.
The story
Guy’s routine life in the anthro district is upended when a stray video of him dodging gunfire goes viral, branding him as the mysterious ‘Duck.’
Chased by both syndicates and a relentless fox detective, Guy teams with a ragtag crew of misfit anthros while unearthing a conspiracy that threatens the entire city.
Embracing his name literally and figuratively, Guy orchestrates a final showdown at the waterfront, turning every duck into a weapon and saving the day on his own terms.
The cast
A lanky mallard with lightning reflexes and zero ambition, Guy would rather nap than confront anything.
dream cast: Ryan Reynolds
Sharp fox cop convinced Guy is a contract killer until she sees the truth.
dream cast: Margot Robbie
Retired heron mob enforcer who teaches Guy how to weaponize his ducking.
dream cast: Jeff Bridges
Sassy crow hacker who hacks the city grid while crushing on Guy’s accidental bravery.
dream cast: Awkwafina
Peacock crime boss whose ego is bigger than his plumage and who wants Guy’s head as a trophy.
dream cast: Javier Bardem
Dream crew
in the style of Taika Waititi — quirky tone and irreverent action
in the style of Phil Lord — rapid-fire wit and heartfelt turns
in the style of Ludwig Göransson — propulsive beats with cartoon swing
Cold open
INT. 24-HOUR QUICK MART - NIGHT Rain hammers the windows. GUY DUX, scrawny mallard in a hoodie two sizes too big, stocks shelves while scrolling his phone. GUY (to himself) Just eight more hours till nap time. The door BELL jingles. Two armed GOONS burst in. GOON #1 Everybody duck! Guy instinctively drops flat. Bullets shred the shelves above him. In slo-mo he rolls, slides, and accidentally trips both goons with his shopping cart. The security cam catches every ridiculous move. Guy pops up, sees the chaos, and quacks: GUY I just wanted chips! He bolts into the rain as sirens wail.
Why now
In a post-pandemic world obsessed with dodging responsibility, burnout, and endless bad news, audiences crave a hero who literally makes avoidance an art form before learning to stand tall; the exploding popularity of adult animated anthro stories makes this the perfect crossover hit.
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